Thank you to Rotarian Darren Easton, Vice President and Creative Director of the Cyphers Agency, Annapolis, Md., for creating this amazing image. How cool is this?
It’s getting on that time of the year where District Governor’s around the world, having finished their official Governor visits, now revisit their clubs to sell their District Conference. DO NOT register for your District Conference because your DG signed a very expensive contract with a swanky hotel guaranteeing the District will sell a minimum number of rooms at fancy hotel rates. And don’t register because if the District doesn’t sell the minimum number of rooms the District will be obligated to pay many thousands of dollars in penalties with money that isn’t in the budget. Pay no attention to the fact that the consequence of not selling enough rooms is the DG will be held in ridicule for the remainder of his or her Rotary career by everyone in his or her District. Completely disregard that consequently the current DG will not be able to brag about his or her District Conference as a Past District Governor, to other PDGs who are also bragging about their District Conference, endlessly reliving the wild excitement of the event, while somewhat inaccurately inflating the attendance figures and generally claiming that theirs was the “best District Conference ever.”
Instead, register for the District Conference because Rotary District Conferences offer an extraordinary value proposition for those that choose to attend. For most members, the Conference is a wonderful opportunity to see Rotary through a different perspective than the one they have from attending their club each week. Interacting with Rotarians from around the Rotary District is generally educational, interesting, and fun. That’s because, as surprising as it may seem, Rotarians themselves are generally (Four Way Test Alert…..I did say generally) interesting and fun….and sometimes educational. Attending a District Conference is one of the best ways I know to learn from other Rotary clubs about the “best practices” that work for them. Many Rotarians who attend the District Conference lean about best practices and other Rotary information from informed speakers and interesting breakout sessions. Many other Rotarians find that the best time to steal….er…..borrow…..er…..discover best practices is in the club-sponsored hospitality suites. Here Rotary Clubs from around the District are busy offering free specialty drinks and desserts to Rotarians deeply interested in world peace. After a couple of pops in the hospitality suites the true meaning of Rotary and frankly, life itself, is generally discovered by all concerned. What fun!
Special thanks to First Lady, Linda Solow, for creating this amazing image. How cool is this?
As we get closer to District Conference season, be kind to your District Governor. He or she may take on a rather crazed look as the Conference grows ever closer and the terror of missing room guarantees looms ever larger. You may notice a slight drop of drool escaping the corner of his or her mouth or evidence of an even larger drop on a shirt or blouse. Pretend not to notice. They can’t help it. Most District Governors at this time of year have no interest in world peace or “Being A Gift To the World,” or any of that other Rotary stuff. They are, in fact, much like the Maytag Repairman, simply waiting and watching for someone….anyone…..to register for their District Conference.
If you are a member of Rotary District 7620 you are hereby officially invited to attend the District Conference on April 8 – 10 at the Hyatt Regency in Baltimore, Md. If you are a RFA reader in the many foreign countries that follow this blog, you are also officially invited to attend the Rotary District 7620 Conference on April 8 -10 at the Hyatt Regency in Baltimore, Md. And if you are a random person who has never heard of Rotary, who stumbled over this blog post while doing a Google search for “how to spell “conference” and who is reading this missive by mistake or some other tragic accident, you too are officially invited to attend the District 7620 District Conference.
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It’s going to be the best District Conference EVER!!!!!
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